Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
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