if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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