So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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