): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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