I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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