The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
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