I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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