I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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