There is no way he is gay with that hair.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
