I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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