why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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