ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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