What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
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