Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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