i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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