is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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