Swine flu. Run for my life!
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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