dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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