just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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