3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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