That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
These tits shall not be calmed
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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