I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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