Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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