Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
