i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Randomize
