no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
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