Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Also, beer. Big fan.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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