Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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