So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
