are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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