I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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