So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize
