i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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