yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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