Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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