seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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