i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
