i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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