How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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