It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Help. Why am I so naked?
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