I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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