I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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