I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I need a beard to bite.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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