ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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