using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
So. Much. Porn.
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