His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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