If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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