i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
Randomize
