...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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