Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
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